Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]

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Yeah, he created an entire vocabulary of ‘CWC-isms’
 
*One of Chris’s most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don’t feel comfortable referring to adult concepts directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their diapers — others, such as “tobacky” instead of “tobacco”, only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris’s childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to semen as “navy”, because semen sounds like sea men, get it? Still others come from Chris’s love of manipulating words, especially backwards spellings and portmanteau blends. Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among autistics, and you get his so-called CWC-isms.
CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he’s talking about.*
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I am intrigued and simultaneously a bit alarmed that anyone finds him so fascinating as to make extensive documentation of his mannerisms and habits of speech.
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Hey guys, what’s up? Apparently this case was longer than I thought. I know Chris-Chan is an interesting person, in a bad way obvioulsy, but all the new things appearing here are excellents adds to this matter.
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So apparently Chris’s arraignment hearing is tomorrow, and we’ll get to see the full list of charges.  
Will this thing actually proceed to trial, or does anyone think Chris might just take a plea bargain instead?
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Plea bargains are evil. The government says “We have infinite time and money to keep you in court forever. You will eventually exhaust all of your resources after we have made your life a living hell for years, and then you will be punished to the maximum extent possible because we are sadists. Your only hope is to submit, even if you are totally innocent, and ruin your life anyway by admitting to false charges just to boost our egos.”
 
That said, someone who is legit retarded titty baby who belongs in the mental hospitals Ronald Reagan shut down is not gonna cop a plea.
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Considering his horrible behavior when he was facing the judge, it’s very unlikely he would take a plea bargain because that means accepting he did something bad in the first place, and Chris has never accepted he was on the wrong side of anything at all.
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I’m wondering if his public defender might try to steer him towards accepting one. There was a lawyer on the Farms who believed he might be offered a suspended sentence, and if that ends up being an option and his lawyer explains to him that it’s the only way for him to see freedom again, he might play along.
 
 
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“We have infinite time and money to keep you in court forever, so we’re gonna do this thing that saves time and money because those things are infinite.”
 
Ok…
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“We have infinite time and money to keep you in court forever, so we’re going to do this thing that puts you in prison because we own shares in the for profit prison system, and then when you come out with a criminal record and can’t get a job we’ll benefit from the high recidivism rates.”
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Chris refused to listen at his defender every time he asked him to PLEASE behave on court, in fact Chris kept trying new ways to interrupt and be annoying (making noise with his feet, tongue or sighing on purpose) every time his defender asked him to please keep quiet during his first hearing on the incest case.  
No matter what he does and how hard everyone tries to explain him that what he did was wrong, Chris always will try to force his own interpretation of things and get the last word on every discussion involving him and the things he shouldn’t do, which is a trait he shares with many other annoying people like him.
 
I really hope he had been belted and truncheoned at least once during his current captivity because it would be the first time ever he would have been disciplined, and he really needs to stop being enabled for once and all if he ever wants to have any hope of living on his own without crashing and burning all the time.
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I don’t expect any future court hearings of his to go the same way the first one did. Chris has been behind bars for more than a month at this point. This is the longest time he’s ever gone without access to his toys or to people enabling his delusions. I expect that if he isn’t completely insane, he’s had to sober up (at least a little bit) and has probably become a sullen, demoralized husk by this point.
 
But then again, maybe he’ll surprise me. I guess we won’t know for sure until tomorrow.
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A Chris-chan trial would be a glorious shit show. The news would go out of its way to make it so, dredging up decades old Chris lore in pursuit of clicks. I hope we get to see normies learn about Chris-chan by being thrown right into the deep end.
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Small update: Chris was allowed to write a letter to Null, aka his biggest whiteknight. Null shared it on Kiwifarms, and from it, it was revealed that:
 
1- Chris has not been attacked, punished or disciplined at all during his jail time. Physically, he’s fine.  
2- Chris feels no remorse for what he did and only cares about the problems he suffered since his arrest.  
3- Chris is now comparing himself to Jesus and claims that Null is Judas for betraying him after revealing what he had been doing to his mom. He’s not longer a “CPU Goddess”, now he’s Jesus himself.  
4- Chris’ mental state has deteriorated a lot during his jail time.  
And 5- on his letter, Chris admitted to have done all the things he has been accused of doing to his mom, so the letter counts as evidence of confession.
 
Basically, the experience has taught him nothing.
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