Anonymous #606B
Holy crap, Chris-chan... [NSFW]
Color Anon 
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Good morning.
Kiwifarms is currently doxxing, exposing and mocking each and every of the Redditards who were involved on yesterday’s mess and boy, they are all some very screwed up people.
Of course, the first thing they all had in common was their short height (it’s always the wo/manlets) and of course, they were deranged and super lonely in real life as well, because well, Reddit.
If they wanted to be part of the “Christory” they will get their wish granted, but not the way they were expecting.
Kiwifarms is currently doxxing, exposing and mocking each and every of the Redditards who were involved on yesterday’s mess and boy, they are all some very screwed up people.
Of course, the first thing they all had in common was their short height (it’s always the wo/manlets) and of course, they were deranged and super lonely in real life as well, because well, Reddit.
If they wanted to be part of the “Christory” they will get their wish granted, but not the way they were expecting.
Barhandar
@Color Anon
Not sure what they’ve expected, getting involved with a Kiwifarms-observed lolcow.
Not sure what they’ve expected, getting involved with a Kiwifarms-observed lolcow.
Anonymous #606B
@Barhandar
Perhaps when Chris-chan goes to prison, they’ll all be there too. Is anyone else imagining a scene where he says “I’m not locked up in here with you, you’re locked up in here with me,” followed by mighty feats of rage-fueled retard strength?
Perhaps when Chris-chan goes to prison, they’ll all be there too. Is anyone else imagining a scene where he says “I’m not locked up in here with you, you’re locked up in here with me,” followed by mighty feats of rage-fueled retard strength?
Color Anon
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@Barhandar
They stalked, harrased and provoked a crazy old man just because they wanted the attention, and made an already bad situation worse and worse until the cops got involved, so any lucid person could tell from the start this would end up backfiring on them.
But not Reddit, of course. After all, they are called “Redditards” for a good reason.
Funny how the average Reddit user is willing to do anything for some karma, and boy they are going to get some serious karma, just not the one they were expecting all along.
They stalked, harrased and provoked a crazy old man just because they wanted the attention, and made an already bad situation worse and worse until the cops got involved, so any lucid person could tell from the start this would end up backfiring on them.
But not Reddit, of course. After all, they are called “Redditards” for a good reason.
Funny how the average Reddit user is willing to do anything for some karma, and boy they are going to get some serious karma, just not the one they were expecting all along.
Officer Hotpants 
Moderator
Double-0 Negative
@ANoobis
Yeah. It’s the one Metokur got real into for a while. Around the time he started spiraling, himself, come to think of it.
Yeah. It’s the one Metokur got real into for a while. Around the time he started spiraling, himself, come to think of it.
Anonymous #6472
Deletion reason: Rule #7: Spam
Color Anon
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Some official police statements about this issue.
As usual, Chris’ orbiters and the Tumblrinas are raising a stink over this, but not over the charges or because Chris was jailed, but simply because the cops misgendered him.
Because you know, priorities.
As usual, Chris’ orbiters and the Tumblrinas are raising a stink over this, but not over the charges or because Chris was jailed, but simply because the cops misgendered him.
Because you know, priorities.
UrbanMysticDee
Bae > Bay
@Color Anon
That mugshot. I know people don’t look their best when they get taken into the hoosegow but shit, this motherfucker fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
That mugshot. I know people don’t look their best when they get taken into the hoosegow but shit, this motherfucker fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Color Anon
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@UrbanMysticDee
The saddest thing is that Chris was fairly good looking before he came up with the entire Sonichu thing that ruined his life, in fact he looked much, much better than his average orbiters or trolls.
The other sad thing is that according to the dicks who recorded his arrest, Chris was abnormally calm and deattached during the entire thing and even blabbered about his god powers and the dimentional merge to the cops rather than being screaming and thrashing like he always did during his previous encounters with the law.
It’s as if he finally had lost all contact with reality and he truly believed he could use his super powers to walk away whenever he wanted.
The saddest thing is that Chris was fairly good looking before he came up with the entire Sonichu thing that ruined his life, in fact he looked much, much better than his average orbiters or trolls.
The other sad thing is that according to the dicks who recorded his arrest, Chris was abnormally calm and deattached during the entire thing and even blabbered about his god powers and the dimentional merge to the cops rather than being screaming and thrashing like he always did during his previous encounters with the law.
It’s as if he finally had lost all contact with reality and he truly believed he could use his super powers to walk away whenever he wanted.
Anonymous #606B
@Color Anon
The cynic in me says his lawyer–a public defender, I’m guessing–coached him to play up the “I’m a crazy boy” angle during his arrest as a tactic in support of an insanity plea.
The realist in me says the typical public defender is phoning it in and isn’t going to put that much time or effort into it. Also, Chris-chan really IS a crazy boy.
The cynic in me says his lawyer–a public defender, I’m guessing–coached him to play up the “I’m a crazy boy” angle during his arrest as a tactic in support of an insanity plea.
The realist in me says the typical public defender is phoning it in and isn’t going to put that much time or effort into it. Also, Chris-chan really IS a crazy boy.
Color Anon
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The whole thing made it to the local newspapers and of course they got lots of things wrong.
God’s sake, I can’t stop looking at this trainwreck.
God’s sake, I can’t stop looking at this trainwreck.
Anonymous #606B
Anonymous #606B
@Twiface
“Ween” is indeed the term. They prove again and again, by organizing road trips to Virginia to egg Chris-chan’s parents’ house, by mailing his parents sex toys, by their Chris-chan cosplay contests, that they win at life and are going to be let into the Cool Kids Club any day now.
“Ween” is indeed the term. They prove again and again, by organizing road trips to Virginia to egg Chris-chan’s parents’ house, by mailing his parents sex toys, by their Chris-chan cosplay contests, that they win at life and are going to be let into the Cool Kids Club any day now.
Color Anon
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@Anonymous #606B
A ween who calls himself “Airsoft Al” stole Chris’s car license plate and even damaged the car itself using a BB gun, then tried to brag about it on /b/.
It did not ended well for him, as he was immediately reported for theft and vandalism, and now Kiwi Farms is trying to identify him to sic the cops on him the moment he tries to sell the stolen license plate.
A ween who calls himself “Airsoft Al” stole Chris’s car license plate and even damaged the car itself using a BB gun, then tried to brag about it on /b/.
It did not ended well for him, as he was immediately reported for theft and vandalism, and now Kiwi Farms is trying to identify him to sic the cops on him the moment he tries to sell the stolen license plate.
Anonymous #606B
@Color Anon
He sounds like a really classy guy who wins at life.
I’m not saying that it’s right to dox him… but I’ll make some popcorn if they do.
He sounds like a really classy guy who wins at life.
I’m not saying that it’s right to dox him… but I’ll make some popcorn if they do.
Color Anon
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@Anonymous #606B
Neither 4chan or Kiwi Farms support or approve any kind of activity that involves vandalism or going after other people in real life. That’s one of the ways one can tell when a ween is visiting those places.
Neither 4chan or Kiwi Farms support or approve any kind of activity that involves vandalism or going after other people in real life. That’s one of the ways one can tell when a ween is visiting those places.
