GOD DAMN F*#$&&%&*&(# (#&(#%&#(&* COMPUTER!!!

Poll results: Reject modernity

Become Amish
50.00% 7 votes
Become monke
42.86% 6 votes
Become dead
7.14% 1 vote

Poll ends . 14 votes cast so far.

Officer Hotpants
Rabid Squirrel - Don't pet it.
A toast - Incredibly based
Officer Shid pants - Hi, Im a lil shid.
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Moderator
Double-0 Negative
We don’t have a dedicated thread for bitching about computers or asking for advice (that I know of) so let’s see if this becomes one. I’ll start us off.
 
I just got done updating Windows. A “quick” update & install turned out to be a 3 gigabyte update. That then took six fucking hours. And then I had to reinstall all the drivers and supporting software for my video card and motherboard because it wiped those as a parting “fuck you”, which left all the icons on my desktop a jumbled mess. I was shutting down the computer in preparation for bed when I saw the update. I’m so fucking tired but now I’m in that mode where you’re too tired to fall asleep and everything just sucks.
Anonymous #648B
window 10 was a backward move it crash a lot, it wasted space in useless apps for a stupid gimmick or wathever.
Adán Druego
A toast - Incredibly based
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Amish because their females are attractive and available. Plus, the Amish don’t out-breed much, I believe.
 
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