Dream Thread

Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
A LUCID dream. I don't remember anything before beginning in a gloomy living room. I climb the stairs which spiral in one of those squares like in a large building. I go up three or four floors then I jump off the side and float back down to the living room which is only one floor down now and more bright. I gently land on all four. I see a glass door, and run straight into it. It didn't work, so I run into it a second time and the door is forced out of the way. I'm now in a vast winter landscape. I can see very far in all directions. The ground is covered in snow, but the sky is sunny. I don't feel cold at all.
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
I'm in school and has just ended penultimate class of the day. To get to the last class I first have to pass through some kind of futuristic underground tunnel system. And then I have to cross an outdoor field. There is the implication that it is common to have to challenge Sonic characters to cross those two locations, but I don't actually see any.

So I make it to the final class. There are two girls next to me. They are writing some sort of essay about the American Civil War. I have a book, a russian-language novel that takes place during the American Civil War. One of those girls leaves the room. Then some big government guys show up and start checking everyone's bags.

After the class ends, I head out the back entrance of the school. It seems to be in area with very high population density and I have difficulty finding a street that actually leads away. Eventually I settle down to watch the news and find out what all that was about. I turn on the TV and see an interview with some old fat german guy in drag. They keep adding silly filters to the video; one makes him look like the SS version of the MGM lion.
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
Three dreams.

1. I'm in school, drama class. Some of the other students are playing board games, while I'm expected to hold off the enemy with nothing but a centuries old hand cannon. Then the class begins to perform a play. I'm supposed to record it on video, but there are technical difficulties.

2. I'm in a city. This kid throws a rock at me because I'm "not a local". As I begin to chase him, he throws more rocks. He also opens glass doors in my way, which I run into.

3. A LUCID dream. All attempts to change my own form fail; starts as undefined. I'm in a large building, being chased by two ogres. I escape through small doors and vents that they can't fit through. Then everything stabilises into a realistic scenario including my form, but I remain aware that it is a dream. I am now at some random apartment building. There is a woman there taking two medium-sized black dogs from a car. For some reason I ask her if I came on the right day. I enter the building. As I go through the hallways, I walk right on some random teenager guy who happened to be asleep in the middle of the floor. He isn't at all bothered by that. I reach correct apartment. I throw a full glass of water at someone then head to the kitchen. I practice clipping my hand through the appliances. Then I head to a bedroom where I find a Harry Potter book. I try to change the title to Harry Pothead, but it just turns into "H4ND FOOD".
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
Hot and cold dreams these days.

1. I'm in some futuristic underground tunnels. I eventually arrive at an elevator and use it to go up to a normal house. But then I notice the house is on fire. So I run to the door. I see that I am in the middle of a vast forest fire. It turns out the on-fire house is actually the least on-fire thing here.

2. A crowd of people are in the snow. Three teenage mutant ninja turtles show up; one is much shorter than the other two. Everyone acts like they're the pope or something. They leave. Then I see some guy floating in space. He begins to freeze, then he remembers a baby and decides to come to Earth to help. The guy arrives and with his help we dig with shovels into the snow. We find an entrance and I go in alone. I am now exploring a seemingly endless maze of service tunnels. Eventually I reach a completely vertical shaft. The gravity is weird though, so I have no problem walking straight up it.
Officer Hotpants
Rampant Stag - A swift sidekick
A toast - Incredibly based
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Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

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Double-0 Negative
I dreamed I was the Kung-Fu panda chasing down a box of grilled chicken patties that someone stole and took to a tiny gas station in the middle of nowhere. I have no idea what to make of this other than that even my subconscious is making fat jokes now.
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
Just had an anachronistic dream. I am leaving my high school for the last time (more than 10 years ago). The principal asks me to exterminate a herd of mammoths (5 million to 4000 years ago) that has wandered into the city. I have managed to sneak a pistol past the school, but it is obviously not enough. The exit of the school is in a forest where there are many Propalaeotherium (56 million to 48 million years ago). Propalaeotherium was a small equid (horse family), ranging from 30–60 cm at the shoulder (2.9 to 5.9 hands), and weighing just 10 kg (22 lb).

As I get further from the school, the sun sets. I realise there is no reason for me to take the risk of going after the mammoths, so I take a bus home. Once I reach my room, someone bursts through the door and gives me a colourful toy mouse, like for a cat.
UrbanMysticDee
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I had a dream where I had to kill a rat. I thought I did, then I put the body in a plastic bag and tossed it outside and the rat came back to life so I had to chase it around and kill it again, this time making damn sure it was dead. Then I woke up.
UrbanMysticDee
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Bae > Bay
I had a very interesting dream that raises some interesting questions. I was in a car simulator in the dream, so I knew I wasn't moving, just watching pictures of a fake road, also I was asleep in bed so my body wasn't physically moving either, and still I got motion sickness from this simulated dream car going at walking speed. That shouldn't be possible.
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
I step outside from a building. Standing there is this crazy guy pointing a gun directly at me. I can't move. My vision blurs, and he begins to laugh maniacally as he waves the gun around with increasing intensity. Then I pass out wake up.
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Dex Stewart
Chatty Kirin - A user who has reached a combined 1000 forum posts or comments.
Boot badge - It's Bootiful
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ecto-Phase,Activate!
I've had a cold all weekend, yesterday I slept all day.
I remember a single dream, Alec Baldwin fell in a mud puddle, and a bunch of people tried to get him out.
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Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
I'm on board a morgue-ship. Everything is totally dark; I can not see. The darkness is coming from the corpse stored in (???) number "101★".
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
Late at night, I go to the grocery store. I stand next to the bread for several hours, thinking about photoshopping. Everyone is creeped out, and after much time, I am asked to leave. When I get outside it is now mid-day. Several World War I style airplanes pass overhead. I also find a model one on the ground. I continue on the long walk home, while thinking about heroes. But the road leads to a strange tunnel. I try to go in, but it keeps getting narrower, and I am eventually forced to leave the way I came from.
Fleur de Lis
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

OpalineDidNothingWrong
Scene 1: I'm the first guy, going to a cinema with his mother. When we arrive, instead of finding the room, there are three robots. One is basically Optimus Prime, but bigger. One is a generic android. The third is invisible. They kill us.
Scene 2: I'm the second guy, walking outside in some rural area. Some road sign turns into a robot and kills me.
Scene 3: I'm the third guy, a detective. I am exploring some creepy school in the middle of the night, looking for evidence of the killer robots.
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