Do you ship Spike with Starlight Glimmer?

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Or am I the only idiot here crazy about that ship?

I ship Spike together with Nermal.

I ship Spike with Winona, because they’re both somepony’s bitch.

@Fleur de Lis  
Big Mac’s?

He’s a kid. I don’t ship him with anyone.

@Officer Hotpants  
I was referring to Twilight Sparkle and Applejack, respectively.

I, when I do conceive of shipping it is often crack, as for Spike… Not strongly with anyone at all. Certainly not any of the adult pairings, I don’t think of him belonging to anypony or dragon. I think I thought him being shipped in a fic with Sweetie Belle as a subplot was well done once but that was a long time ago.

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OMG! This can’t be!
 
The people here are just as bad as the ones on the Derpibooru. I expected better from you people, but you’re all the same when it comes to Spike being shipped with anyone else in the show.
 
Fuck this, I’m outta here!

@Anonymous #3C47  

@Fleur de Lis  
Hey! This is serious! One of the recent influx of anonymous, hypersensitive Spike stans is leaving maybe! If this keeps up at this rate, the site will be a ghost town in just another 20 or 30 years!

No, I ship glimmer with a trash can because she’s worst pony

@Officer Hotpants
 
@Officer Hotpants
 
I’m still here, but I don’t plan on staying very long if everyone here is a prick that wants to insult me for shipping Spike with another character that might be a little bit older than him. If that’s considered normal to offend another user for liking something, then I guess I’ll leave and not post anything here from now on.

@Anonymous #3C47  
Heard you the first time.

I ship Starlight with Trixie because there is no other choice.  
I ship Spike with alternate universe dog Spike because it’s funny.