Derpibooru Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Relief Thread

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@Zaknel  
The most stupefying thing about this, is that comment about Ciaran allegedly working for the Japanese Mafia.  
How could []byte possibly know that? Was he told? How does he know that he was told the truth?
Anonymous #5F71
@Zaknel  
So we can add “Yakuza” to the evergrowing list of things that Ciaran claims to be?  
Shinto priest with genuine superpowers, master blacksmith able to create genuine ninja swords, master wooden craftsman, rape victim, human resources re-educator, artist manager, happily married man, infallible pony board moderator, etc.
Anonymous #B19F
@Zaknel  
It’s a joke probably.  
Or should I say, I want to believe that’s a joke since knowing how autistic Byte is, maybe he really believes that.
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Pffft, like anyone would believe for a second that that fat loser was part of some kind of syndicate and knows how to use a gun of any kind. Prison life would destroy him easily.
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You know, the most ironic part is that I might actually have an easier time believing at least half of the things that he claims to be, if it weren’t for the fact that he has a track record of lying even besides all of these.
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Ignoring the mental image of him using shinto priest techniques to literally send banned users to the actual moon, he’s far too busy spamming gay porn at you for that.
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Ciaran: SHINTO POWER! SHINTO POWER!  
Ciaran: I must secure a spot near a tree within my backyard for my Shinto shrine and Shinto shrines I have yet to purchase a Walmart.
 
Ciaran - A Literal Shinto Supremacist
 
TSP: I was once Admin-napped by a Shinto shine and taken to a kiddie pool in some old guy’s backyard, where I was lectured for at least ten minutes on how I was truly the only one with the power to prevent four leaf clovers, fire and bears.
 
TSP: 4KHAAAAAN!
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