Derpibooru Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Relief Thread

@Sapphie  
Do you have a tiny pp too?  

@Zaknel  
No, it’s just that I can’t get an attractive date  

@Sapphie  
I swear, I always think you’re a woman.

@Zaknel  
There might be some truth to that

@Sapphie  
Are you a Futa?

@Zaknel  
I’m pretty sure she’s a girl.

@Acres  
Impossible. There are no girls on the internet.

@Zaknel  
That is not the type of question I’d answer on a public forum, let alone a sfw one lmfao  
also why tf is that the default
 
@Anonymous #428A  
You are correct.

@Sapphie  
You said that it might be PARTLY true. So I had to think outside my usual box!

@Zaknel  
Fair enough, I suppose

What if derpi staff never actually cared about pony, and the whole thing was to gain experience so they could start a furry site without making dumb mistakes that would’ve killed it

@Anonymous #428A  

 
That’s a bit of a stretch.

@Anonymous #428A  
It didn’t work. It would have been a waste of the better part of a decade if a moribund furbooru was the culmination of some grand plan.

A gorilla girl :3

@Anonymous #428A  
It’s more likely that they think Derpibooru’s success is because of them, so another similar project must become successful as well.
 
@ANoobis  
They don’t learn from their mistakes, so that plan wouldn’t even work.

What’d I miss? :P

@DragonSam98  
I have been married to 9 women in the past week, all of which live in my apartment with me.
 
I now own Derpibooru, Furbooru, Ponybooru, Twibooru, Rainbooru and Lyrabooru.
 
I am now the mayor of Washington DC.
 
i am currently curing people of Alzheimer’s with just enough time to talk here.

It was kind of sad that derpi’s staff ended up becoming nothing but April’s fools material.  
It was defiitely sad how it turned out to be a much funnier joke than the porn site parody they did on derpibooru.

@Anonymous #5F71  
I quite liked both. We did get a few cute preening images from theirs.
 
Also, Derpibooru was already much more of a porn site than Pornhub.

@Anonymous #5F71  
This, while I’m not fond of copying every event from Derpi the staff joke was kinda funny.

@Fleur de Lis  
People are saying that the autists over there are QUITE OFFENDED that, unlike every single previous time, you had to actually draw to get the patricipation badge during this april fools. Which is quite funny backfire for an attempt to force more artists in.
 
@Anonymous #428A  
I mean, given the colossal amount of blatantly furry images still on derpi… e.g. https://derpibooru.org/images/2239794 (explicit) or https://derpibooru.org/images/2373556 (also explicit) or https://derpibooru.org/images/2324356

@DragonSam98
 
So in other words…Business as usual? :P

@Barhandar  

@DragonSam98  

@DragonSam98  
Basically. Resulting in even less people engaging with derpi as a sOmUcHmOrEtHaNaNaRcHiVe, and using it solely for exposure/dumping their furry art onto and excusing it with “hurr durr show has deer” or “hurr durr established character”.

@Barhandar  
Business as usual, once again.