Crazy Conspiracy Theory Thread

Are they controlling the airways?

@acres  
Air Traffic Control is in on it.

@GarbageHorse  
Nah its the birds

@acres  
Who do you think is in that tower?

TSP is a furry agent who went deep cover years ago in a slow plot to tear apart the brony fandom. Also he’s a lizard.

@Officer Hotpants  
Is he one of the people who told hasbro derpy means retarded?

@Dex Stewart  
He named her and then told Hasbro!

@Officer Hotpants  
Wrong thread. This is for conspiracies not obvious facts.

@Officer Hotpants  
Then he is a scalie?

@GarbageHorse  
Worse. He’s a monotremie.

All of the raids on this website are either from 4chan or /mlp/.

Donald Rumsfeld and his cultists are promoting Super Mario 64 memes on the internet for to make Luigi real.

@Zaknel  
and the goverment!

@Havoc  
Government channers aren’t something we should speak of lightly.

@Officer Hotpants  
I hear they glow in the dark.

@Officer Hotpants  
They ACTUALLY eat cheese!

@GarbageHorse  
Yeah but it’s like that cheap ass glow paint that can sit under the sun all day and then barely gives off a slight glow for five minutes.
 
 
@Havoc  
Government cheese, no less!

 
You’re gonna be eating alot of cheese, government cheese!

Okay,this is real. I mean,a real conspiracy.Billy Mays is still alive,he found out something, possibly alien related. The government has him hidden somewhere.

@Dex Stewart  
Flex Tape is alien technology.

@GarbageHorse  
It’s all falling into place…

Civvie finally figured it out. Not sure why it took him so long.
 
 
@Dex Stewart  
Flex Tape Phil has him bound bound up in his underwater Flex Seal basement.

The dead DO vote!

@Havoc  

They wanted us to stop.