Crack shipping thread

Give us your crack ship and explain why. To start us off:
 
Big Mac x Sombra
 
One’s a dark lord of the frozen north. One’s a country boy farmer from the distant south. Opposites attract, they say. And the accents would do it for both of them.

@Officer Hotpants  

 
[Technically Speaking] -> Big Mac is canonically the “Dragon” [trope] of King Sombra: He is the one who brought down the doors of Canterlot for him (also the ONLY pony King Sombra commanded verbally onscreen).  
-> While I can not think of a good reason for Big Mac to admire Sombra (besides his general preference for unicorns), I could see the King appreciating the physical capabilities of the red stallion (a color he may prefer over many others).

@Argamis  
Oh yeah. I forgot about Battering Mac.

silver spoon & rainbow dash

My OC with Princess Cadance:
 

Me and anybody

Flash x anyone.

Derpy and Maud,because they’re gray and gray ponies are the cutest.

Sunset Shimmer and Marble Pie. The bold and the shy.

@Dex Stewart  
I kind of want to see this now.
 
 
@Havoc  
Human Marble or correct Marble?

@Officer Hotpants  
Either or.

I have a lot of crack ships that I enjoy a lot.  
Chryslestia is one of them, and I would probably say it’s my one favourite.  
But like, Twidance is also fucking great.  
Lunestia is one that’s particularly crack-y, but it’s so adorable I can’t help myself.

Might as well follow-up on why I like the ships.  
With Chryslestia, I the idea that Chrysalis gets reformed, and ends up helping Celestia run her kingdom. Obviously given the S9 finale, that’s less than possible, so the ship works even less than it did when I started shipping it.  
Twidance I mostly like because of one AU fic I read aaaages ago, in which Shining becomes Celestia’s protégé, and Twilight joins the royal guard. Their relationship is next-level wholesome.  
Lunestia? Honestly it’s just fricken cute. I like the idea that the usual hurdle of “we’re related” errodes over time, as the number of ponies who understand you shrinks to the few immortals alive. So what if one of them is your sister?

@sapphie  
I do believe that none of those are crack ships. A crack ships are about characters who have never met, if I remember right.

@Havoc  
I always heard that crack ships are extremely unlikely ships, usually contradicted in canon, or between characters who haven’t even met. Basically, ships that make no canonical sense.

@sapphie  
Wouldn’t that make nearly every possible ship in the show one?

@Havoc  
Nah, they’d be unlikely, but not downright nonsensical.

@sapphie  
You can’t win with that last one. Either you call it Lunestia and it sounds like a sleep aid or you call it Celestuna and it sounds like state-sponsored seafood.

@Officer Hotpants  
Lunestia sounds like a sleep aid? That’s news to me x)  
also I could just call it princest

@sapphie  

@Dex Stewart  
Must be a murican thing

@sapphie  
It is. And I think of it every time I see a moth in Skyrim.

@sapphie  

@Fleur de Lis  
LOL I love it