Confessions.
2k.bb 
@Officer Hotpants
Okay that’s not so bad since it’s a small toy. The life-size ones with the moving mouth would’ve absolutely terrified me when I was younger though.
Okay that’s not so bad since it’s a small toy. The life-size ones with the moving mouth would’ve absolutely terrified me when I was younger though.
Acres 
It doesn’t matter how long a sentence I type, if there is a spelling mistake anywhere in the sentence, I’m deleting everything up to that mistake in order to fix it.
Fleur de Lis 
déanaim seitreach
There is a part of me which is envious of those people who actually belong in this accursed world.
GuiltyGrimoire
Level 26
@Fleur de Lis
We are above such fools. Who needs Earth when Equestia beckons?
We are above such fools. Who needs Earth when Equestia beckons?
FeatherTrap 
Knight of Boops
I have a deep resentment of fundraisers. It goes back to my time at school, when we where all made to participate in a mandatory fundraising event.
Every year, we would be given a large box of chocolates (usually Freddo Frog or Caramello Koala) and told to go out and sell them all. I remember the first time I was handed a box, I thought it was for me (I was in year one at the time) and got excited. Then I was told I couldn’t eat it by the teacher, and when I went home Mum and Dad also told me I couldn’t eat this stuff.
That made little six-year me very upset. To this day, I am still irritable at the idea of being asked to participate in fundraisers and it’s because of this trauma. v.v
Every year, we would be given a large box of chocolates (usually Freddo Frog or Caramello Koala) and told to go out and sell them all. I remember the first time I was handed a box, I thought it was for me (I was in year one at the time) and got excited. Then I was told I couldn’t eat it by the teacher, and when I went home Mum and Dad also told me I couldn’t eat this stuff.
That made little six-year me very upset. To this day, I am still irritable at the idea of being asked to participate in fundraisers and it’s because of this trauma. v.v
Anonymous #3E8C
@FeatherTrap
We always had to buy the stuff we were supposed to sell for fundraisers. So in exchange for giving the school money so we can give the school money, the 3 people who gave the school the most money got cheap plastic toys that broke in a week, and everyone else got paddleballs and hard rubber bouncy balls, which also broke/got lost within a week.
Same thing in middle school and high school, except without the cheap toys.
We always had to buy the stuff we were supposed to sell for fundraisers. So in exchange for giving the school money so we can give the school money, the 3 people who gave the school the most money got cheap plastic toys that broke in a week, and everyone else got paddleballs and hard rubber bouncy balls, which also broke/got lost within a week.
Same thing in middle school and high school, except without the cheap toys.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@Anonymous #3E8C
You got toys? I didn’t get shit except a “Good Job!” from the teacher.
I didn’t even do anything, Dad would take the box into work and put it on the front desk. Things sold like hotcakes.
That fundraiser was a fucking scam I tell you, at least we didn’t actually have to pay for the chocolates ourselves.
You got toys? I didn’t get shit except a “Good Job!” from the teacher.
I didn’t even do anything, Dad would take the box into work and put it on the front desk. Things sold like hotcakes.
That fundraiser was a fucking scam I tell you, at least we didn’t actually have to pay for the chocolates ourselves.
Anonymous #3E8C
@FeatherTrap
We only got toys because nobody was stupid enough to buy the fundraising kits. Until middle and high, but then they just laid on the “our department needs more money to buy new and even cooler equipment!” story.
They never bought new equipment. Art had limited supplies, band had no supplies, the vast majority of the computers were still CRT monitors and old Dells using massive ribbon cables and cpu cooling tunnels, but the football team always found the money to buy new shit to run into.
We only got toys because nobody was stupid enough to buy the fundraising kits. Until middle and high, but then they just laid on the “our department needs more money to buy new and even cooler equipment!” story.
They never bought new equipment. Art had limited supplies, band had no supplies, the vast majority of the computers were still CRT monitors and old Dells using massive ribbon cables and cpu cooling tunnels, but the football team always found the money to buy new shit to run into.
Acres
@Anonymous #3E8C
I don’t know about anyone else, but the top fundraiser sellers in my middle school, got a pizza party in a limo as a reward.
I don’t know about anyone else, but the top fundraiser sellers in my middle school, got a pizza party in a limo as a reward.
FeatherTrap
Knight of Boops
@Acres
Why did everypony else get prizes, and all I got was a pat on the head? >.<
Why did everypony else get prizes, and all I got was a pat on the head? >.<
GuiltyGrimoire
Level 26
@FeatherTrap
Once in primary we had a fundraiser where you are given a letter. You get people you know to sign it and pledge a certain amount of money to the school (any amount, really). In return, you get to play on the bouncy castle on the deadline date for the letter. Our parents where allowed in, too.
I forgot mine, but had gotten a good few family friends (my mam got them all, due to being a supermarket worker, the regular staff where lovely). My teacher wouldn’t let me on the castle, and it was only there for the day. We didn’t have a car, so going home was out of the question.
My mam argued with the teacher for ages, but I couldn’t go on. We brought the letter in the next day… and my mam ripped it up in front of them.
Once in primary we had a fundraiser where you are given a letter. You get people you know to sign it and pledge a certain amount of money to the school (any amount, really). In return, you get to play on the bouncy castle on the deadline date for the letter. Our parents where allowed in, too.
I forgot mine, but had gotten a good few family friends (my mam got them all, due to being a supermarket worker, the regular staff where lovely). My teacher wouldn’t let me on the castle, and it was only there for the day. We didn’t have a car, so going home was out of the question.
My mam argued with the teacher for ages, but I couldn’t go on. We brought the letter in the next day… and my mam ripped it up in front of them.
Anonymous #3E88
I want Luna to come beat me and rape me.
Sapphie 
Senior Moderator
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@Anonymous #3E88
As much as I understand and share the sentiment, I’m gonna have to spoiler that
As much as I understand and share the sentiment, I’m gonna have to spoiler that
