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That’s just Trump digging up old words that have fallen out of use, like bigly.
 
Unnice is a real word that fell out of favor.
 
Using outdated words is something totally different from answering a question with a totally random answer. What does not liking Brussels sprouts have to do with anything? It doesn’t. It is something totally random, totally irrelevant, a non-answer, nothing. The light is off and no one is home.
 
Watch old interviews with Bush and Obama. Off the cuff stuff, not the scripted speeches. They would sometimes say goofy stuff, but they gave coherent answers.
 
Watch that clip with Pelosi. The person interviewing her is totally stunned by her non sequitur and the awkward silence that follows. Watch the clip where that woman asks Biden about making treatment for cancer more affordable. Biden gets pissed that his son died, lies about things Trump didn’t say that even John Bolton who hates Trump and wrote a whole book about how much he hates Trump says is a total lie, rambles on and on for several minutes about COVID, totally does not answer the question, and the woman leaves the stage in disgust.
 
2020 is the year where leftists have ceased to make sense and just spew random shit and even reporters are looking at them like they’re nuts.
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So,here’s a statue of Melania Trump in Slovenia. Apparently, something is wrong with it. I’m not seeing anything wrong with it. I guess people just don’t like the aesthetic? The previous wooden carved one was burned by vandals,after all. Everyone’s a critic.
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With all the Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict make sure to remaind every Biden voter that he supported the bombings of innocent people in Syria, Yugoslavia, Libya and Iraq.  
And probably he’ll do the same in that territory.
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First debate tonight 9pm Eastern.
 
Expect Biden to be 1. be hopped up on dangerous levels of drugs (cholinesterase inhibitors for his Alzheimer’s, amphetamines to focus and keep awake), 2. have an earpiece feeding him answers, and 3. have been given the questions weeks in advance so he could rehears the answers.
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Naming diseases after their place of origin was mysteriously not racist until Donald Trump did it.
 
NOT RACIST:Spanish Flu, Hong Kong Flu, Ebola Virus, West Nile Virus, Lyme Disease, French Disease, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome, Marburg Virus, Zika Virus, German Measles
 
RACIST (Because Donald Trump Said It): China Virus
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Did you know that spillover viruses from bats are more fatal than most other zoonoses because bats have a very high metabolism that our immune systems simply cannot match?
 
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Fun fact about the so-called “Spanish” flu of 1918: its most likely origin is either Kansas or Nebraska.
UrbanMysticDee
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I thought the debate was a disaster. It was a shitshow. I felt very uncomfortable. Trump just kept talking, he kept interrupting Biden. There was more than enough rope for Biden to hang himself and Trump just couldn’t shut up long enough for Biden to fail on his own. He made Biden look sympathetic. Facts do not matter, appearance is everything. Whatever drugs they pumped into Biden’s system kept him reasonably cogent. He must have rehearsed those answers 24 hours a day for weeks. He looked like a calm adult while Trump just wouldn’t shut the fuck up.
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Went about the way I figured. Trump’s base seem to like when he’s an ass,though so maybe it was intentional.  
I still don’t like Biden.  
I’d like to hear more from Kamala Harris. I can’t imagine hating her more than I already don’t like Pence.
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I am his base. I’ve been his base since before almost everyone else, back when he ran in 1999 and had a plan to retire the national debt.
 
And to hear Trump make excuses about intravenous ultraviolet therapy, saying it was a joke because people are so fucking retarded they don’t know how to follow a point from one sentence to the next, that seriously pissed me off. The fact that he has to do that, that he has to break the cardinal rule in politics of never apologizing, that was the worst part of the whole night.
 
Trump was giving a speech about intravenous ultraviolet therapy, which is a real treatment for lyme disease and certain types of cancer. ANYONE who has taken shop class knows what ultraviolet light is, they know ultraviolet light is used as a disinfectant. I took shop 20 fucking years ago and I learned UV light is a disinfectant. The teacher said there could be caked on green shit on the safety glasses but after it’s been through the UV cabinet it’s totally disinfected and the green shit is safe to eat.
 
YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING RETARD OR AN EVIL LIAR TO THINK TRUMP, TALKING ABOUT UV LIGHT WITH THE MANUFACTURER OF THE UV LIGHT MACHINE ON STAGE WITH HIM, MEANT “BLEACH”! TRUMP! DIDN’T! FUCKING! SAY! MOTHERFUCKING! BLEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE NEVER FUCKING SAID IT! I have the fucking press conference saved to my computer, he never fucking said bleach. But because this is Murica and 99% of the population is too stupid to vote Trump has to pretend like he did because people are too stupid to vote.
 
I can’t fucking stand stupid people. Every day I feel like I’m infected by their stupid and no amount of showering can make me clean. I go in public and I’m constantly in the state of wanting to throw up because I’m surrounded by shit flinging monkeys. No, I absolutely don’t believe in evolution because humans are too fucking stupid. Humans are evolving in reverse.
 
I can’t stand it. I can’t stand it. I can’t stand this world, these people. I want out.
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My impressions:  
Biden would not stop lying  
Trump would not stop talking
 
The only reason I’d vote for Biden would be because I didn’t know anything about him other than that debate. I was surprised he managed to stay awake for more than 10 minutes but I should have guessed he would pull a 180 on a very important night. That’s still one night of coherent speech versus a half century of ineffectiveness, at best. Not promising at all. I’ll take Orange Man (who is bad) for four more years.
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I like Carter as a human being, I think he’s quite charming, but I think he was a failure as a president.
 
I remember in 2012 during Hurricane Sandy when I was thrust back into the stone age for 10 days and got pneumonia, I spent a lot of time at the library to keep from freezing to death, and I began writing an essay called “All The Presidents’ Sins” about the bad things every president has done, because with the exception of George Washington, who was God, none of them were perfect. I couldn’t help but notice that while every president has done good and bad things they were all decent patriotic Americans (except Woodrow Wilson who was a globalist) everyone from Johnson through Obama were all deliberately working to destroy America.
 
Nixon actually seems a lot like Trump. Nixon was a brilliant man who was destroyed by paranoia. Trump also has serious paranoia, but with him it seems more than justified. Trumpenomics and Nixonomics also seem to be very similar, and that actually is a concern for me. They both work very well in the short term, but we’re really staring down the barrel of a gun because there may be no solution to the long term problem. Five billion people are going to starve to death when ground water and phosphate run out by the end of the century. The West has been subsidizing a population explosion in the third world for half a century and has allowed China to steal enough technology to become a major problem. The biggest mistake the US ever made was not nuking Beijing in 1951 and ending the threat of Communist China when it was possible to end it. Humans somehow have to become a spacefaring species while 1. not just supporting but worshiping dysgenics in the West, becoming the first civilization (and by extension species, because let’s face it, without the West no one else will colonize other planets) in history to commit suicide, 2. subsidizing 5 billion surplus people, and 3. fighting a regime that is a global cancer that seeks to use up all the world’s resources as quickly as possible to keep the house of cards they’ve built from blowing over. It’s impossible.
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@Dex Stewart  
He’s a slimy little bilker who uses politics as a way to line his own pocket, perpetually plays second fiddle to other, bigger, more serious players, has repeatedly thrown his lot in with absolute monsters and is ultimately forgotten by all but a few people past the first 1/3 of the political season. He’s the definition of a Neimoidian.
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