At 4 AM people in Elbert County, Georgia reported an explosion. Someone blew up the Georgia Guidestones.
Built in 1980 by a group of anonymous rich people, the Georgia Guidestones are a tourist trap in the form of five granite slabs with a sixth slab balanced on top. Written on the different stone faces is the same inscription in different languages advising people to get rid of unnecessary laws, solve disputes diplomatically instead of through war, and to live in harmony with nature.
One slab was totally destroyed in the explosion this morning and one or two more were badly damaged. The monument has been subject to vandalism for years by people who belong to the cult of infinite economic growth.
Georgia gubernatorial candidate Kandiss Taylor, an obese white woman with giant voluminous hair who belongs to some holy roller cult that dances with snakes and drinks poison, and has a botox permasmile, ran on a platform of giving guns to everyone and destroying the Guidestones. She lost horrifically in the primaries and now has released a statement on Twatter claiming God himself destroyed the monument, because she’s literally insane and should be locked away in a nuthouse.
The stones, which were erected (stop it) at the height of the Cold War, were likely intended as instructions for how to rebuild civilization after nuclear war when most of the population was wiped out, but holy roller cultists and people wanting endless economic prostate growth believe that we should fit 100 trillion people in the state of Texas either because their god tells them to rape the planet or because they need unlimited people to buy their products, see the stones as evil because it says we shouldn’t have infinite growth on a planet with finite resources.