Dear Princess Celestia.
Today, Rarity introduced me to the strangest thing. Apparently, some ponies enjoy wearing a material known as latex… it really looks like shiny metal.
Rarity told me that she’d teach me more once I’m ready. Oh, mare, I just love learning about new and unique topics. So, as a bit of homework, Rarity told me to come up with something known as a “safe word”.
Just between you and me, and Rarity obviously, I think I’m going with “quesadilla”.
Well, once again, thank you for forcing me to make friends, I can’t even imagine a life without my best friends now.
Your most faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle