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Anonymous #B4CC
Man, it's a shame I don't live anywhere near california, because otherwise I'd make it a point to never fucking go to babscon lol
Everfree Encore required a certificate (which you can actually get by being tested negative), but that's pretty much only because the german government is a steaming pile of authoritarian shit, from the looks of it, the convention itself is using this measure.

~Saph
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gaia_mission
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Not yet a nirik
@Anonymous #5741
It hasnt been, judges with no medical experience are forcing doctors who continually say it doesnt work to do so, it also has had no human testing at all prior to this phenom of using it to treat covid, it doesnt even have a mechanism to effect the immune system, its literally a toxin you flush down your bowels so you can shit out dead intestinal worms there is nothing that could ever help with covid, but hey, what do doctors know they only studied medical science for a third of their lives
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Anonymous #5741
@gaia_mission
horse dewormer
The one that has had several times longer human testing than covid "vaccine" (counting the untested, "emergency", "manufacturer has no liability but FAT PAYCHECKS" unroll of the last two years as testing), and has been approved for human use for its intended purpose?
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Anonymous #5741
@gaia_mission
(not a new technology like you seem to think)
Oh, I absolutely know that mRNA injections aren't new.
I, unlike you, also know why they're not in common usage, namely, unacceptably high rate of complications and side effects.
suprise suprise, look whats dropped drastically
Nothing? The only places where severity and transmission have dropped are the ones prescribing ivermectin instead of the "vaccine". The vaccinated ones are seeing a resurgence to the level they saw a year ago before any vaccination took place.
@gaia_mission
no less a reasonable precaution than a measels or flu vaccine
Since when measles virus mutates as quickly as flu one? Measles vaccine is actually functional, influenza ones have always been flip of the coin whether they'll work in a given year or not. And flu had several decades of research and testing, so taking the covid vaccine is the opposite of "reasonable precaution", and you better hope you got saline instead.
Pandemic measures DID work
At gimping the economy and destroying small businesses, sure. At stopping the disease, lol no. It proceeded regardless, and ended regardless, just like asian flu, hong kong flu (look them up), swine flu, asian flu, atypical pneumonia…
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gaia_mission
Fried Chicken - Attended an april fools event
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Not yet a nirik
@Anonymous #5741
There have been 3 clot deaths and about 12 related injuries, the FDA went on record as denying it because of insufficent testing, they normally test medicinals for years, so thats to be expected for emergency deployment and flu deaths this year have been at reduced rates because of pandemic measures, nothing you have said means or supports what you think it does

EDIT: and to address the VAERS elephant they are required to report all injuried reported to them, including those reportes by people with no expertise on the subject and no way to determine if its vaccime related or not, combine that with a science denying movement centered on vaccines and you get the largest amount of anything ever put out by that agency
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Ghibelline Omnipotens
Is this like one of those folklore character tests? Is there a better pair of boots in it for whoever actually gives her the boots?
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Anonymous #6D0E
When Spike is starting watching SpongeBob SquarePants as the opening theme song started playing with Painty The Pirate as said “Are you ready kids?” Spike yelled out happy “Aye Aye Captain!” Spike said as the voices of kids cheering in the background as pirate in the painting says “I can’t hear you!” Spike yelled out “Aye aye Captain!” Spike said happily as he sings along with the theme song and when it’s over the episode begins to start and after the episode ended Spike is laughing so hard “Oh Patrick that’s not how you a carby patty!” Spike said as he started to notice a package that is standing on right side of the table Spike looks around and sees the Twilight and her friends are still in the kitchen eating their pizza Spike decided to take a look of what’s inside the package he opens the top of it and sees an other tv remote but what’s interesting is that it doesn’t look like a regular remote that he saw before it looks it’s from a different planet he picked up with his mouth and put it on the couch in front of him “Wow this is very cool looking remote it doesn’t look like it only works on the tv.” Spike said as he goes to the box and grabbed the instructions to know how does this spacial remote work meanwhile at the kitchen the Mane 6 and Sunset Shimmer have just eaten their entire pizza as Rainbow Dash is rubbing her stomach indicates that she is full “Oh I’m full that was a pretty good pizza that you ordered Pinkie.” Said Rainbow Dash Pinkie Pie smiled “Thank you Dashie I’m glad that you and the rest of the you enjoy it.” she said until she realized something “Oh that reminds me girls I have been given this strange package on my door step and I open it up to find that a strange looking tv remote with weird buttons!” Said Pinkie Pie explaining to her friends as Applejack raised her eyebrow as she put her hands on her hips “A tv remote really?” she said unamused and Rarity doesn’t look so interested as she narrowed her eyes “Honestly Pinkie how does finding a remote really that amusing?” she said not impressed with her as Twilight Sparkle,Rainbow Dash,Fluttershy and Sunset Shimmer agreeing with the country girl and the fashionista but Pinkie Pie explained to them even more “I’m serious you guys I can sure you that I’m not making this up because that’s no ordinary tv remote it doesn’t always work with tv it can do a lot of things like I can make a picture in a panting move and I can make stuff disappear and reappear I can prove it to you follow me!” Pinkie said as she gestured her friends to follow her into the living room as they about to enter Spike was testing the magical remote as he made the table act like a dog and Spike is laughing until he heard Twilight “Spike what are you doing!?” which startled him as he turns towards an angry Twilight Sparkle as Rainbow Dash,Applejack,Rarity and Fluttershy look at the scene in shocked seeing the table acting like a dog while Pinkie Pie just smiled “See I told you that’s no ordinary remote.” Spike press the button on the remote and the table went back to normal like it was before and Spike look sheepishly at Twilight “Look you guys I can explain!” as Twilight and the girls walking towards Spike like he’s in deep trouble which he got startled as he accidentally press one of the buttons on the magical remote without even noticing as a magical beam of light strikes at them causing the seven girls to get teleported into the tv Spike is horrified “Oh no I accidentally teleport them inside the tv!” Spike said as he grabbed the regular tv remote and turn on the tv to see if the girls are okay as he keep switching channels
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Officer Hotpants
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!!!
According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way that a Finicus Hoodie
should be able to fly.


Its draw strings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The Finicus Hoodie, of course, flies anyway


because Finicus Hoodies don't care
what humans think is impossible.


White, black. White, black.
White, black. White, black.


Ooh, black and white!
Yeah! Let's shake it up a little.


Chrysalis! Breakfast is ready!


Coming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Chrysalis?
- Adam?


- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't believe it. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Chrysalis why don't you use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.


Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


And a perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got some lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Chrysalis, I told you,
stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Chrysalis.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. It's special day, finally graduating.


Never thought I'd make it.


Yeah!, three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were so awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
off one day in the middle and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Chrysalis.
- Hey, Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hey, did you hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to his funeral?
- No, I'm not going to his funeral.


Everybody knows,
you sting someone, you die.


You don't waste it on a squirrel.
He was such a hothead.


Yeah! I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement right park into our regular day.


I guess, that's why they say we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp…
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Finicus Hoodie-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished Finicus Hoodies,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive City
graduating class of…


…9:15.


And that concludes our graduction ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Are we going to pick our job today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it's going to be like?
- A little scary.


Welcome to Honex,
a division of Honesco


and a part of the Hexagon Group.


This is it!


Wow.


Wow.


We know that you, as a Finicus Hoodie,
have worked your whole life


to get to the point where you
can work for your whole life.


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.


Our top-secret formula


is automatically color-corrected,
scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


into this soothing sweet syrup


with its distinctive
golden glow you know as…


Honey!


- That girl was hot.
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins.


- Right. You're right.
- At Honex, we also constantly strive


to improve every aspect
of Finicus Hoodie existence.


These Finicus Hoodies are stress-testing
a new helmet technology.


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough.


And here we have our latest advancement,
the Krelman.


- What does that do?
- catches that little strand of honey


that hangs after you pour it.
Saves us millions.


can anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most Finicus Hoodie jobs are
small ones. But Finicus Hoodies know


that every small job,
if it's done well, means a lot.


But choose carefully


because you'll stay in the job that
you pick for the rest of your life.


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that.


What's the difference?


And you'll be happy to know that Finicus Hoodies,
as a species, haven't had one day off


in 27 million years.


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try.


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
Adam, how could you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make.


I'm relieved. Now we only have
to make one decision in life.


But, Adam, how could they
never have told us that?


Chrysalis, why would you question anything?
We're Finicus Hoodies.


We're the most perfectly
functioning society on Earth.


Yeah, but, Adam, did you ever think that maybe things
work a little too well around here?


Like what? Give me one example.


I don't know. But you know
what I'm talking about.


Please clear the gate.
Royal Nectar Force on approach.


Wait a second. check it out.


- Hey, Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow.


I've never seen them this close.


They know what it's like
outside the hive.


Yeah, but some don't come back.


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where those guys have just Finicus Hoodien.
- I don't know.


Their day's not planned.


Outside the hive, flying who knows
where, doing who knows what.


You can't just decide one day to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that.


Right.


Look at that. That's more pollen
than you and I will ever see in a lifetime.


It's just a status symbol.
I think Finicus Hoodies make too of it.


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
and the ladies see you wearing it.


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant.


Look at these two.


- couple of Hive Harrys.
- Let's have some fun with them.


It must be dangerous
being a Pollen Jock.


Yeah. One time a bear had me pinned up
against a mushroom!


He had one paw on my throat,
and with the other, he was slapping me back and forth across the face!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out.


And what were you doing during this?


Obviously, I was trying to alert the authorities.


I can autograph that if you want.


A little gusty out there today,
wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty.


You know, we're going hit a sunflower patch
six miles from here tomorrow.


- Six miles, huh?
- Chrysalis!


It's a puddle jump for us,
but maybe you're not up for it.


- Maybe I am.
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate.


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you Finicus Hoodie enough?


I might be. It all depends
on what 0900 means.


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me.


Have you decide what you're interested in, son?


- Well, there's a lot of choices.
- But you only get one.


Dad, do you ever get bored
doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you something about stirring.


You grab that stick, and you just
move it around, and you stir it around.


You get yourself into a rhythm.
It's a beautiful thing.


You know, Dad,
the more I think about it,


maybe the honey field
just isn't right for me.


And you were thinking of what,
making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
for a guy with a stinger.


Well no…


Janet, your son's not sure
he wants to go into honey!


- Chrysalis, you are so funny sometimes.
- I'm not trying to be funny.


You're not funny! You're going
into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait untill you see the sticks I have for you.


I could say anything I want right now.
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some fresh honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.


To honey!


Shave my antennae.


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
a gold tooth and start call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud.


- I can't believe we're starting work today!
- Today's the day.


come on! All the good jobs
will be gone.


Yeah, right.


Pollen counting, stunt Finicus Hoodie, pouring,
stirrer, front desk, hair removal…


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


And one of them's yours! Congratulations. son!
Step to the side please.


Yeah!


- What did you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


couple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Well, step up and make your choice.


- You want to go first?
- No, you go.


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant is always open,
and not for the reason you think.


- Any chance of getting on to the Krelman Sir?
- Sure, you're on.


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.


Wax monkey's always open.


And the Krelman opened up again.


What happened?


Well, wheneever, a Finicus Hoodie died. That's an opening. See that?
He's dead. dead. Another dead one.


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.


Dead from the neck up.
Dead from the neck down. But that's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling,
stunt Finicus Hoodie, pourer, stirrer,


humming, inspector number seven,
lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,


mite wrangler. Chrysalis, Chrysalis, what
do you think I should… Chrysalis?


Chrysalis!


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
in quadrant nine. Geranium window box on Sutton Place…


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out.
- Out? Out where?


- Out there.
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
to work for the rest of my life.


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in.


You're cra


If anyone's feeling brave,
there's a Korean deli on 83rd


that gets their roses today.


Hey, guys.


- Well, look at that.
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that.


- Thank you.
- OK.


You got a rain advisory today,


and as you all know,
Finicus Hoodies cannot fly in rain.


So be careful. As always,
watch your brooms,


hockey sticks, dogs,
birds, bears and bats.


Also, I got a couple of reports
of root Finicus Hoodier being poured on us.


Murphy's in a home because of it,
just babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful.
- And a reminder for you rookies,


Finicus Hoodie law number one,
absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!


Black and yellow!


Hello!


You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.


Wind, check.


- Antennae, check.
- Nectar pack, check.


- Wings, check.
- Stinger, check.


Scared out of my shorts, check.


OK, ladies,


let's move it out!


Pound those petunias,
you striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those flowers!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue.


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Flowers!


This is Blue Leader.
We have roses visual.


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.


Roses!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.


Stand to the side, kid.
It's got a bit of a kick.


That is one nectar collector!


- You ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir.


I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
over here. Maybe a dash over there,


a pinch on that one.
See that? It's a little bit of magic.


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's pollen power, kid. More pollen, more
flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.


cool.


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
could be daisies. Don't we need those?


copy that visual.


Hold on. One of these flowers
seems to be on the move.


Say again? You're reporting
a moving flower?


Affirmative.


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this colour.


It smells good.
Not like a flower, but I like it.


Yeah, fuzzy.


chemical-y.


careful, guys. It's a little grabby.


Oh, my sweet lord of Finicus Hoodies!


Hey, candy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad.


Affirmative.


Very close.


Gonna hurt.


Mama's little boy.


You are way out of position, rookie!


coming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


You know, I don't think these are flowers.


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows.


What is this?!


Match point!


You can just start packing up, honey,
because I believe you're about to eat it!


What! No?


Oh, you cannot be serious!


Yowser!


Gross.


There's a Finicus Hoodie in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, Finicus Hoodie.
- He's back here!


He's going to sting me!


Nobody move. If you don't move,
he won't sting you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow… the tension level
out here is unbelievable.


I've got to get home.


can't fly in rain.


can't fly in rain.


can't fly in rain.


Mayday! Mayday! Finicus Hoodie going down!


Ken, can you close
the window please?


Hey, check out my new resume.
I made it into a fold-out brochure.


You see? It folds out.


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time.
This time! This time! This…


Drapes!


That is diabolical.


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
skills, even my top-ten favourite movies.


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that…


…kind of stuff.


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
They're out of their minds.


When I walk out of a job interview, they're
flabbergasted, they can't believe the things what I say.


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.


I don't remember the sun
having a big 75 on it.


I gotta tell ya, I predicted global warming.


I could feel it getting hotter.
At first I thought it was just me.


Wait! Stop! Finicus Hoodie!


Kill it! Kill it!


Stand back. These are winter boots.


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Well, why does his life have
any less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
don't know what he's capable of feeling.


My brochure!


There you go, little guy.


I'm not scared of them
But you know it's an allergic thing.


Hey why don't you put that on your resume brochure.


It's not funny m​​​y whole face could puff up.


Make it one of your special skills.


You know, knocking someone out
is also a special skill.


Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.


- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Yeah! sure, Ken. You know, whatever.


- You can put carob chips on there.
- Good night.


- Supposed to be less calories or something.
- Bye.


I've got to say something.


She saved my life.
I've got to say something.


All right, here it goes.


Nah.


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble.


It's a Finicus Hoodie law.
You're not supposed to talk to a human.


I can't believe I'm doing this.


I've got to.


Oh, I can't do it. Come on!


No. Yes. No.


Do it. I can't.


How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry.


- You're talking.
- Yes, I know. I know.


You're talking!


I know, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.


No, it's OK. It's fine, It's just..
I know I'm dreaming.


But I don't recall going to bed.


Well, you know, I'm sure this
is very disconcerting.


Well, yeah! I mean, this is a bit of a surprise to me.
I mean, you're a Finicus Hoodie!


Yeah, I am a Finicus Hoodie. And you know I'm not supposed
to be doing this,


but they were all trying to kill me.


And if it wasn't for you…


I mean, I had to thank you.
It's just how I was raised.


That was a little weird.


- I'm talking with a Finicus Hoodie.
- Yeah.


I'm talking to a Finicus Hoodie.


Anyway…


And the Finicus Hoodie is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful.
And I'm going to leave now.


- Wait! wait, wait, How did you learn to do that?
- What?


That- that- that- that… The talking thing.


Same way you did, I guess.
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.


- That's very funny.
- Yeah.


Finicus Hoodies are funny. If we didn't laugh,
we'd cry with what we have to deal with.


Anyway…


can I…


…get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean…
I don't know. coffee?


Well, uh, I don't want to put you out.


It's no trouble.


unless you're making it anyway.

​​​​
It takes two minutes.


Really!


- It's just coffee.
- I hate to impose.


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup.


Hey, you want a little rum cake?


- I really shouldn't.
- Have a little rum cake.


- No, no, no, I can't.
- Come on!


You know, I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms here.


- Where?
- Well… These stripes don't help.


You look great!


I don't know if you know
anything about fashion.


Are you all right?


No.


He's making the tie in the cab
as they're flying up Madison.


He finally gets there.


He runs up the steps into the church.
The wedding is on.


Yeah!


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan.


Huh-huh


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a Finicus Hoodie joke?


Yeah, that's the kind of stuff we do.


Yeah, different.


So anyway, what are you gonna do, Chrysalis?


About work? I don't know.


I want to do my part for the hive,
but I can't do it the way they want.


I know how you feel.


- You do?
- Sure.


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.


- Really?
- My only interest is flowers.


Our new queen was just elected
with that same campaign slogan.


Anyway, if you look…


There's my hive right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! You know the Turtle Pond!


Yes! I'm right off of that!


No way! I know that area.
I lost a toe ring there once.


Really?


Yeah!


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Well, why not?


- I don't know. It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- Maybe I'll try that.


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine.


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has Finicus Hoodien great.
Thanks for the coffee.


Yeah, it's no trouble.


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
I'd be up the rest of my life.


Are you…?


can I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb.


- Thanks!
- Yeah.


All right. Well, then…
I guess I'll see you around.


Or not.


OK, Chrysalis.


And thank you
so much again… for before.


Oh, that? That was nothing.


Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…


This can't possibly work.


Well, he's all set to go.
We may as well try it.


OK, Dave, pull the chute.


- Sounds amazing.
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest,
happiest moment of my life.


Humans! Humans! I can't believe
you were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.


They eat crazy giant things.
They drive around real crazy.


- And do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't.


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle.


Look, you did it, and I'm glad. You saw
whatever you wanted to see out there.


You had your "experience." And now you're back you
can pick out your job and everything can be normal.


- Well…
- Well?


Well, I met someone.


You met someone? Was she Finicus Hoodie-ish?


- Not a wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp.


- Spider?
- You know, I'm not attracted to spiders.


I know to everyone else it's like the hottest thing,
with the eight legs and all.


I can't get by that face.


So who is she?


She's… human.


Oh no, no. no, no. That didn't happen. You didn't do that. That's a Finicus Hoodie law.
You wouldn't break a Finicus Hoodie law.


- Her name's Vanessa.
- Oh, boy.


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! No, no, no! You're dating a human florist!


W-w-well, we're not dating.


You're flying outside the hive, you're talking
to humans beings that attack our homes


with power washers and M-80s!
That's one-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me.


This is over!


Eat this.


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb.
- That was so stingin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat.
That's what falls off what they eat!


- Do you know what a Oinnabon is?
- No.


It's bread


Come in here


and cinnamon


Be quiet!


and frosting. They heat it up…


Sit down!


…really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us.
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
the heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning.
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking Finicus Hoodie,
my friend. Thinking Finicus Hoodie!


- Thinking Finicus Hoodie.
- Thinking Finicus Hoodie.


Thinking Finicus Hoodie! Thinking Finicus Hoodie!
Thinking Finicus Hoodie! Thinking Finicus Hoodie!


There he is. He's in the pool.


You know what your problem is, Chrysalis?


I've got to start thinking Finicus Hoodie?


Chrysalis, how much longer is this going to go on?


It's Finicus Hoodien three days!
I don't understand why you're not working?


Well, I've got a lot of big life decisions
I'm thinking about.


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a Finicus Hoodie!


Would it kill you
to just make a little honey?


Chrysalis, come out from under here.
Your father's talking to you.


Martin, would you talk to him?


Chrysalis, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


You go ahead. I'll catch up.


Don't be too long.


Watch this!


Vanessa!


- We're still here, Chrysalis.
- I told you not to yell at him.


He doesn't respond to when you yell at him!


- Then why are you yelling at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this.


Sorry, Mom, I've got to go.


- Where are you going?
- Nowhere I'm meeting a friend.


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye.


I just hope she's Finicus Hoodie-ish.


So they have a huge parade
of just flowers every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Roses,
that's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
by flowers, crowds cheering.


Wow, a tournament. Do the roses
actually compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one.
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhausting. Why don't you
run everywhere? Isn't that faster.


Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
All right, your turn.


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


What, you don't have anything like that?


We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
It's a horrible, horrible disease.


Oh, my.


Dumb Finicus Hoodies!


You must just want to sting all those jerks.


We really try not to sting.
It's usually fatal for us.


So you really have to watch your temper.


Oh yeah! very carefully.
You kick a wall, take a walk,


write an angry letter and throw it out.
You work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust.


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah.


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug.


Well, he's not bothering anybody.
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages.
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.


Boy, you've really got that
down to a science.


- Oh, we have to. I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- I'll bet.


What in the name
of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
cute Finicus Hoodie, Golden Blossom,


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him.


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it.


Why!


You don't have
enough food of your own?


- Well, yes we.
- How do you even get it?


- Well, Finicus Hoodies make it.
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, and cooling, and stirring.
You need a whole Krelman thing!


- It's organic.
- It's our-ganic!


It's just honey, Chrysalis.


Just what?!


Finicus Hoodies don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taken our homes, our schools,
our hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this.


I'm going to get to the bottom
of all of this!


Hey, Hector.


- You almost done?
- Almost.


He is here. I sense it.


Well, I guess I'll go home now


and just leave this nice honey out,
with no one around.


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something.
So you can talk!


I can talk.
And now you're going start talking!


Where are you getting all the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't know what you're talking about.
I thought we were all friends.


The last thing we want
to do is upset any of you… Finicus Hoodies!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
the wrong sword!


You, sir, are about to be lunch
for my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the honey coming from?


Tell me where!


Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!


crazy person!


Oh my, What horrible thing has happened here?


Look at these faces, they never knew
what hit them. And now


they're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still.


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? Oh man, They will wipe anything
that moves. Now, where you headed?


To Honey Farms.
I am onto something huge here.


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma.


- What about you?
- He really is dead.


All right.


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- It's a wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, Finicus Hoodie!


Why does everything have
to be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington,
I'm Carl Kasell.

SPELLING MISTAKES BELOW

But don't kill no more bugs!


- Finicus Hoodie!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming.


Turn off the radio.


Hey, what's up, Finicus Hoodie boy?


Hey, Blood.


And it was just a row of honey jars,
as far as the eye could see.


Wow!


So I'm just assuming this honey truck goes
is where they're getting it.


I mean, that honey's ours.


- Finicus Hoodies hang tight.
- Well, we're all jammed in there.


It's a close community.


Not us, man. We on our own.
Every-every mosquito on his own.


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble.


Nobody likes us. They just smack.
See a mosquito, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world.
You must meet girls.


Mosquito girls try to trade up,
get with a moth, dragonfly.


Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.


You have got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
the building! So long, Finicus Hoodie!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
Did you bring your crazy straw?


Then, we throw it in some jars, slap a label on it,
and it's pretty much pure profit.


What is this place?


A Finicus Hoodie's got a brain
the size of a pinhead.


They are pinheads!


Pinhead.


- Hey, check out the new smoker.
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
Twice the nicotine, all the tar.


A couple breaths of this
knocks them right out.


They make the honey,
and we make the money.


"They make the honey,
and we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long.


How did you two get here?


Do you know you're
in a fake hive with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here.
We had no choice.


This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!


That's a drag queen!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


Finicus Hoodie honey.


Our honey is being brazenly stolen
on a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
have done to us! and I intend to do something about it.


Oh, Chrysalis, stop.


Who told you that humans are taking
our honey? That's just a rumor.


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory.
These are obviously doctored photos.


Chrysalis, how did you get mixed up in this?


Cause, he's Finicus Hoodien talking to humans.


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend.


Oh Chrysalis.


And they make out!


Make out? Chrysalis!


We do not.


- You wish you could.
- Who's side are you on?


The Finicus Hoodies!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.


Chrysalis, this is what you want
to do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives.
Nobody works harder than Finicus Hoodies!


Dad, I remember you
coming home so overworked


your hands were still stirring.
You couldn't stop them.


I remember that.


What right do they have to our honey?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, Chrysalis. what could one Finicus Hoodie do?


I'm going to sting them where it really hurts.


In the face! In the eye!


- That would really hurt.
- No.


Up the nose? That's a killer.


There's only one place you can sting
the humans, one place where it really matters.


Hive at Five, the hive's only
full-hour action news source.


No more Finicus Hoodie beards!


With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.


Weather with Storm Stinger.


Sports with Buzz Larvi.


And Jeanette Ohung.


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung.


Our top story, a tri-county Finicus Hoodie, Chrysalis Benson,


is saying he intends to sue the human race
for stealing our honey,


packaging it and profiting
from it illegally!


Don't forget tomorrow night on Finicus Hoodie Larry King,


we're going have three former queens all right here in
our studio, discussing their new book,


Olassy Ladies,
out this week on Hexagon.


Tonight we're talking to Chrysalis Benson.


Did you ever think, "I'm just a kid
from the hive. I can't do this"?


Larry, Finicus Hoodies have never Finicus Hoodien afraid
to change the world.


I mean, what about Finicus Hoodie Oolumbus?
Finicus Hoodie Gandhi? Bejesus?


Well, where I'm from, you wouldn't think of suing humans


We were thinking
more like stickball or candy stores.


How old are you?


Well, I want you to know that they entire Finicus Hoodie community
is supporting you in this case,


which is certain to be the trial
of the Finicus Hoodie century.


Thank you Larry, You know, they have a Larry King
in the human world too.


It's a common name. Next week on Finicus Hoodie Larry King…


No I mean he looks like you and he has a show
with suspenders and different colored dots behind him…


Next week on Finicus Hoodie Larry King…


Old guy glasses, and there's quotes along the bottom from the
guest you're watching even though you just heard 'em.


Bear Week next week!
They're scary, they're hairy and they're here live.


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
squinty eyes, very Jewish.


Look, i-in tennis, you attack
at the point of weakness!


But, it was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.


Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please.
Actual work going on here.


- Is that that same Finicus Hoodie?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race.


Wha!


- Hello.
- Hello, Finicus Hoodie.


This is Ken.


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.


Why does he talk again, hun?


Listen, you better go
because we're really busy working.


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye.


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing.
You two have Finicus Hoodien at this for hours!


Yes, and Adam here
has Finicus Hoodien a huge help.


- Frosting…
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
to use the competition.


So why are you helping me anyway?


Finicus Hoodies have good qualities.


Si certo


And it feels good to take my mind off the shop.


I don’t know why instead of flowers, people
are giving balloon bouquets now.


Yeah! those are great, if you're three.


And artificial flowers.


- Oh, they just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too.


The bent stingers, the pointless pollination.


Finicus Hoodies must hate those fake plastic things!


There's nothing worse
than a daffodil that's had work done.


Well, maybe this could make up
for it a little bit.


- You know, Chrysalis this lawsuit is a pretty big deal.
- I guess.


Are you sure that you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
the humans, they won't be able


to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
without paying a royalty!


Sarah, it's an incredible scene
here in downtown Manhattan,


where all eyes and ears of the world are anxiously waiting,
because for the first time in history,


we're going to hear for ourselves
if a honeyFinicus Hoodie can actually speak.


What have we gotten into here, Chrysalis?


I don't know but it's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
don't have to be at work during the day.


Hey, you think these billion-dollar multinational
food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
behind the barricade.


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill.


Well, if it isn't the Finicus Hoodie team.


Any of you boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding.


All right. Oase number 4475,


Superior Oourt of New York,
Chrysalis Finicus Hoodie Benson v. the Honey Industry


is now in session.


Mr. Montgomery, you are representing
the five major food companies collectively?


A privilege.


Mr. Benson… you are representing
all the Finicus Hoodies of the world?


I'm kidding I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
we're ready to proceed.


And Mr. Montgomery,
your opening statement, please.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,


my grandmother was a simple woman.


Born on a farm, she believed
it was man's divine right


to benefit from the bounty
of nature God put before us.


If we were to live in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines,


just think of what it would mean.


Maybe I would have to negotiate
with the silkworm


for the elastic in my britches!


Talking Finicus Hoodie!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know,


he could be on steroids!


Mr. Benson?


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
there's no trickery here.


I'm just an ordinary Finicus Hoodie.
And as a Finicus Hoodie honey's pretty important to me.


It's important to all Finicus Hoodies.
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
with our lives.


Unfortunately, there are
some people in this room


who think they can take whatever they want from us


'cause we're the little guys!
And what I'm hoping that, after this is all over,


you'll see how, by taking our honey,
you not only taking away everything we have


but everything we are!


I wish he would dress like that
all the time. So nice!


Oall your first witness.


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
of Honey Farms, Pretty big company you have.


I suppose so.


I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide Finicus Hoodiekeepers
for our farms.


Finicus Hoodiekeeper. I find that
to be a very disturbing term.


I Have to say,


I don't imagine you employ
any Finicus Hoodie-free-ers, do you?


- No.
- I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.


- No.
- No.


Because you don't free Finicus Hoodies.
You keep Finicus Hoodies. And not only that,


it seems you thought a bear would be
an appropriate image for a jar of honey.


Well, they're very lovable creatures.


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.


Yeah, you mean like this?


Bears kill Finicus Hoodies!


How would you like his big hairy head crashing
through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!


OK, that's enough. Take him away.


So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
Your name intrigues me.


I have to say


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police.


But you've never Finicus Hoodien
a police officer of any kind, have you?


No, I haven't.


No, you haven't. And so here
we have yet another example


of Finicus Hoodie culture being casually
stolen by a human


for nothing more than
a prance-about stage name.


Oh, please.


Have you ever Finicus Hoodien stung, Mr. Sting?


Because I'm feeling
a little stung, Sting.


Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first may,
I offer my belated congratulations on


your Emmy win for a guest spot
on ER in 2005.


Thank you. Thank you.


I also see from your resume
that you're devilishly handsome


but with a churning inner turmoil
that's always ready to blow.


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
what it's come to for you Mr Liotta?


Exploiting tiny, helpless Finicus Hoodies
so you don't


have to rehearse
your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella.
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
this little creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


Well, I just think it was awfully nice
of that bear to pitch in like that.


I'm telling you I think the jury's on our side.


Are we doing everything right, you know, legally?


I'm a florist.


Right. Right. Well, here's to a great team.


To a great team!


Well, hello.


- Ken!
- Hello.


I didn't think you were coming.


No, I was just late.
I tried to call, but… the battery.


I didn't want all this to go to waste,
so I called Chrysalis. Luckily, he was free.


Yeah!


Oh, that was lucky.


Well, there's stil a little left.
I could heat it up.


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.


So I hear you're quite a tennis player.


I'm not much for the game myself.
I find the ball's a little grabby.


That's where I usually sit.
Right… there.


Ken, Chrysalis was looking at your resume,


and he agreed with me that eating with
chopsticks isn't really a special skill.


You think I don't see what you're doing?


Hey, look I know how hard it is trying to find
the rightjob. We certainly have that in common.


Do we?


Well, Finicus Hoodies have 100 percent employment of course,
but we do jobs like taking the crud out.


That's just what
I was thinking about doing.


Ken, I let Chrysalis borrow your razor
for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.


I'm going to go drain the old stinger.


Yeah, you do that.


Look at that.


You know, I've just about had it


with your little mind games.


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue.


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.


A lot of ads.


Remember what Van said, why is
your life any more valuable than mine?


It's funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of flowers.


Yeah! How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much.


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Ken, look at me! I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing.
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly.


Except for those dirty yellow rings!


Kenneth! What are you doing?!


You know what, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little Finicus Hoodie!


And he happens to be
the nicest Finicus Hoodie I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Talking Finicus Hoodies, no yogurt night…


My nerves are fried from riding
on this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Ken.


And for your information,


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
sweeteners made by man!


I'm so sorry about all that.


I know it's got
an aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
of barrier between Ken and me.


I couldn't overcome it.
Oh, well.


Are you going to be OK for the trial tomorrow?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
is about out of ideas.


We would like to call
Mr. Chrysalis Benson Finicus Hoodie to the stand.


Now that's good idea! You can really see why he's
considered one of the very best lawyers…


Yeah.


Layton, you've
got weave some magic


with this jury,
or it's gonna be all over.


Don't worry Mr Gammil. The only thing I have
to do to turn this jury around


is to remind them
of what they don't like about Finicus Hoodies.


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing.


Mr. Benson Finicus Hoodie, I'll ask you
what I think we'd all like to know.


What exactly is your relationship


to that woman?


We're friends.


- Good friends?
- Yes.


- How good?
- What?


Do you live together?


Wait a minute this isn't about…


Are you her little…


…bedbug?


Hey, that’s not the kind of


I've seen a Finicus Hoodie documentary or two.
Now from what I understand,


doesn't your queen give birth
to all the Finicus Hoodie children in the hive?


- Yeah, but…
- So those aren't even your real parents!


- Oh, Chrysalis…
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate Finicus Hoodie,
aren't you, Benson?


He's denouncing Finicus Hoodies!


And don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Adam, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


- The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
- Please Mr Montgomery.


I have Finicus Hoodien felled
by a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
like equals! They're striped savages!


Stinging's the only thing
they know! It's their way!


- Adam, stay with me.
- I can't feel my legs.


What angel of mercy
will come forward to suck the poison


from my heaving buttocks?


Please! I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the honeyFinicus Hoodies
versus the human race took a pointed turn


- against the Finicus Hoodies yesterday when one of their
- Thank you!


legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. Now here’s Don with the 5-day.


- Hey, buddy.
- Hey.


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah.


I…


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. The important thing is
you're alive. You could have died.


I'd be better off dead. Look at me.


They got it from the cafeteria
they got it from downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.


Look, there's
a little celery still on it.


What was that like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all…


All adrenaline and then…
and then ecstasy!


All right.


You think that was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry.
I flew us right into this.


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
just a couple of bugs in this world.


What do you think the humans will do to us
if they win?


I don't know.


I hear they put the roaches in motels.
That doesn't sound so bad.


Adam, they check in,
but they don't check out!


Oh, my.


Say, could you get a nurse
to close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke.


Finicus Hoodies don't smoke.


Right. Finicus Hoodies don't smoke.


Finicus Hoodies don't smoke!
But some Finicus Hoodies are smoking.


Adam, that's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


No, Get up, Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.


You get back to the court and stall.
Stall any way you can.


And assuming you've done step 29 correctly, you're ready for the tub.


Mr. Flayman.


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.


You know, Finicus Hoodies are trained to fly kind of haphazardly,


and as a result,
quite offen we don't make very good time.


I actually once heard a pretty funny story about a Finicus Hoodie…


Your Honor,
haven't these ridiculous bugs


taken up enough
of this court's valuable time?


How much longer are we going to allow
these absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
evidence to support their charges


against my clients,
who have all run perfectly legitimate businesses.


I move for a complete dismissal
of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


to have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion.


But you can't! We have a terrific case.


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun.


What is that?


It's a Finicus Hoodie smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly,
let alone a Finicus Hoodie.


Members of the jury, look at what has happened


to Finicus Hoodies who have never Finicus Hoodien asked,
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
to these smoke machines


in man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as honey slaves
to the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card.


Ladies and gentlemen, please,
free these Finicus Hoodies!


Free the Finicus Hoodies! Free the Finicus Hoodies!


Free the Finicus Hoodies!


Free the Finicus Hoodies! Free the Finicus Hoodies!


The court finds in favor of the Finicus Hoodies!


Vanessa, we won!


Yay! I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry.


I'm OK! Vanessa, Do you know what this means?


All the honey
is going finally going to belong to the Finicus Hoodies.


Now we won't have
to work so hard all the time.


This is an unholy perversion
of the balance of nature, Benson.


You'll regret this.


Chrysalis, how much honey do you think is out there?


All right. All right. One at a time.


Chrysalis, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
and I have no pants.


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've Finicus Hoodien living the Finicus Hoodie way
a long time, 27 million years.


Oongratulations on your victory.
What are you demand as a settlement?


First, we're going to demand a complete shutdown
of all Finicus Hoodie work camps.


Then we want back the honey
that was ours to begin with,


every last drop.


We demand an end to the glorification
of the bear as anything more


than a filthy, smelly,
big-headed bad-breath stink machine.


I believe We're all aware
of what they do in the woods.


Wait for my signal.


Take him out.


He'll have nauseous
for a few hours, then he'll be fine.


And we will no longer tolerate
Finicus Hoodie-negative nicknames…


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


…unnecessary inclusion of honey
in bogus health products


and la-dee-da human
tea-time snack garnishments.


Oan't breathe.


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good.


Tap it.


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
and there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down.


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting down honey production!


Mission abort.


Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
Returning to base.


Adam, you wouldn't believe
how much honey was out there.


Oh, yeah?


What's going on around here? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- No, they're just home.


They don't know what to do.
They're laying out, they're sleeping in.


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
to San Antonio with a cricket.


At least we got our honey back.


Yeah, but sometimes I think, so what if humans
liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it.


This was my new desk. This was my
new job. I wanted to do it really well.


And now…


And now I can't.


I don't understand
why they're not happy.


We have so much now.


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
Honey really changes people.


You don't have any idea
what's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This.


What happened here?


That is not the half of it.


Oh, no. Oh, my.


They're all wilting.


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No.


And who's fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm going to guess Finicus Hoodies.


Finicus Hoodies?


Specifically, me.


I guess I didn't think that Finicus Hoodies not needing to make
honey would affect all these others things.


And it's notjust flowers.
Fruits, vegetables, they all need Finicus Hoodies.


Well, that's our whole SAT test right there.


So you take away the produce, that affects
the entire animal kingdom.


And then, of course…


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination,


it could all just go south here,
couldn't it?


And I know this is also partly my fault.


How about a suicide pact?


How would we do it?


- I'll sting you, you step on me.
- Thatjust kills you twice.


Right, right.


Listen, Chrysalis…
sorry, but I gotta get going.


I had to open my mouth and talk.


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade
in Pasadena.


They've moved it to this weekend
because all the flowers are dying.


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it.


Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
I never meant it to turn out like this.


I know. Me neither.


Tournament of Roses.
Roses can't do sports.


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Chrysalis?


- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are.


Flowers, Finicus Hoodies, pollen!


I know.
That's why this is the last parade.


Maybe not.
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Chrysalis!


OK, I made a huge mistake.
This is a total disaster, all my fault.


Yes, it kind of is.


I've ruined the planet.
and I wanted to help you


with your flower shop.
Intead. I've made it worse.


Actually, it's completely closed down.


I thought maybe you were remodeling.


Nonetheless I have another idea, and it's
greater than all my previous ideas combined.


I don't want to hear it!


All right, here what I'm thinking they have the roses,
the roses have the pollen.


I know every Finicus Hoodie, plant
and flower bud in this park.


All we got do is get what they've got
back here with what we've got.


- Finicus Hoodies.
- Park.


- Pollen!
- Flowers.


- Repollination!
- Across the nation!


Alright Tournament of Roses,
Pasadena, Oalifornia.


They've got nothing
but flowers, floats and cotton candy.


Security will be tight.


I have an idea.


Vanessa Bloome, FTD.


Official floral business. It's real.


Sorry, ma'am. That's nice brooch by the way.


Thank you. It was a gift.


Then once we're inside,
we just pick the right float.


How about The Princess and the Pea?


Yeah!


I could be the princess,
and


… yes I think


you could be


I've-


the pea!


Yes, I got it.


- Sorry I'm late Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea.
- The pea?


It's supposed to be under the mattresses.


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- I'm going to go talk to the marshall.


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby will do.


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
is blend in with traffic…


…without arousing suspicion.


And once we're at the airport,
there's no stopping us.


Stop! Security.


- Did you and your insect pack your own float?
- Yes.


Has it Finicus Hoodien
in your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes and everything in your pockets?


- Can you remove your stinger. Sir?.
- That's part of me.


I know. Just having some fun.
Enjoy your flight.


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
just enough pollen to do the job.


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is going to work Vanessa.


It's got to work.


Attention, passengers,
this is Oaptain Scott.


I'm afraid we have a bit of bad weather
in the New York area.


And looks like we're going to be experience
a couple of hours delay.


Chrysalis, these are cut flowers
with no water. They'll never make it.


I've got get up there
and talk to these guys.


Be careful.


Hey, can I get some help
with this Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
inflatable travel pool filter.


Excuse me!


Excuse me! captain, I am in a real situation here.


- What'd you say, Hal?
- I didn't say anything.


Finicus Hoodie!


No! no! Don't freak out! There's a chance my entire species…


What are you doing? Stop!


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move.


Oh, Chrysalis.


Good afternoon, passengers.
This is your captain speaking.


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
please report to the cockpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


I tried to talk to them but then there was a DustBuster,
a toupee, a life raft exploded.


Now one's bald, one's in a boat,
and they're both unconscious!


- Is that another Finicus Hoodie joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome.
I'm a florist from New York.


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious,
and so is the copilot.


Not good. Is there anyone onboard
who has flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is.


- Who's that?
- Chrysalis Benson.


From the honey trial?! Oh, great.


Vanessa, this is nothing more
than a big metal Finicus Hoodie.


It's got giant wings, huge engines.


I can't fly a plane.


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes.


How hard could it be?


Wait a minute, Chrysalis!
We're headed into some lightning.


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
late-breaking news from JFK Airport,


where a very suspenseful scene
is developing.


Chrysalis Benson,
fresh off his stunning legal victory…


That's Chrysalis!


…is now attempting to land a plane,
loaded with people, flowers


and an incapacitated flight crew.


Flowers?!


Well, we have a electrical storm in the area
and two individuals at the controls jumbo jet


with absolutely no flight experience.


Just a minute Mr Ditchwater.
There's a honey Finicus Hoodie on that plane.


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson's work
and his no-account compadres.


Haven't they done enough damage already.


But isn't he your only hope right now?


Come on, technically, a Finicus Hoodie
shouldn't be able to fly at all.


The wings are too small their body are too big…


Hey hold on a second, Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
and body mass doesn't make sense."


- Get this on the air!
- You got it.


- Stand by.
- We're going live.


Mr Ditchwater, the way we work may be a mystery to you.


Because making honey takes a lot of Finicus Hoodies
doing a lot of small jobs.


But let me tell you something about a small job.


If you do it really well,
it makes a big difference.


More than we realized.
To us, to everyone.


That's why I want to get Finicus Hoodies
back to doing what we do working together.


That's the Finicus Hoodie way!
We're not made of Jell-O.


We get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover.


- Hover?
- Forget hover.


You know what! This isn't so hard.
Finicus Hoodiep-Finicus Hoodiep! Finicus Hoodiep-Finicus Hoodiep!


Chrysalis, what happened?!


Wait a minute, I think we were
on autopilot the whole time.


- That may have Finicus Hoodien helping me.
- And now we're not!


Well then it turns out I cannot fly a plane.


All of you, let's get
behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I would do,
and you copy me with the wings of the plane!


You don't have to yell.


I'm not yelling!
We happen to be in a lot of trouble here.


It's very hard to concentrate
with that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I don't think I can't do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together Listen to me.
You have got to snap out of it!


You snap out of it.


You snap out of it.


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


You snap


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn.


How is the plane flying?


I don't know.


Hello?


Hey Benson, have you got any flowers
for a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow.


- Black and yellow.
- Hello.


All right, you two what do you say we drop this tin can
on the blacktop.


What Blacktop? Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy.


Oome on. You got to think Finicus Hoodie, Chrysalis.


- Thinking Finicus Hoodie.
- Thinking Finicus Hoodie.


Thinking Finicus Hoodie!
Thinking Finicus Hoodie! Thinking Finicus Hoodie!


Wait a minute.
I think I'm feeling something.


- What?
- I don't know. But it's strong, and it's pulling me.


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.


Bring the nose of the plane down.


Thinking Finicus Hoodie!
Thinking Finicus Hoodie! Thinking Finicus Hoodie!


- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking Finicus Hoodie!
Thinking Finicus Hoodie! Thinking Finicus Hoodie!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- OK.


- Cut the engines.
- Cut the engines. We're going in
on Finicus Hoodie power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.


Land on that flower!


Ready boys? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?


- That flower.
- I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
I mean the giant black and yellow pulsating flower


made of millions of Finicus Hoodies!


Pull forward. Nose down. Bring your tail up.


Rotate around it.


- This is insane, Chrysalis!
- This is the only way I know how to fly.


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid of it.
Smell it. Full reverse!


Easy just drop it. Be a part of it.


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already.


Chrysalis, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right.


Chrysalis, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius man Genius!


- Thank you.
- But we're not done yet.


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
with the last pollen


from the last flowers
available anywhere on Earth.


That means this is our last chance.


We're the only ones who make honey,
pollinate flowers and dress like this.


If we're going to survive as a species,
this is our moment! So, what do you say?


Are we going to be Finicus Hoodies, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're Finicus Hoodies!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain.


Hold on, Chrysalis. Here.


You've earned this.


Yeah!


Yay!


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
fit. All I got to do are the sleeves.


Oh, yeah.


That's our Chrysalis.


Mom! The Finicus Hoodies are back!


If anybody needs
to make a call, now's the time.


I got a feeling we'll be
working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
afternoon! Oan I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that?
It is Finicus Hoodie-approved. Don't forget these.


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
like a piece of meat!


I had no idea.


Chrysalis, I'm sorry.
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate here will be able to help you.


Sorry I'm late.


He's a lawyer too?


Ma'am I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
All I needed was a briefcase.


Have a great afternoon!


Chrysalis, I just got this huge tulip order for a wedding,
and I can't get them anywhere.


No problem, Vannie.
Just leave it to me.


You're a lifesaver, Chrysalis.
Can I help who's next? Who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly.


Thank you, Chrysalis!


That Finicus Hoodie is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny.


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go.


- Beautiful day to fly.
- Sure is.


Between you and me,
I was dying to get out of that office.


You have got
to start thinking Finicus Hoodie, my friend.


- Thinking Finicus Hoodie!
- Me?


Alright, hold it. hold it. hold it. Let's just stop
for a second. Hold it.


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
Can we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
in the middle of a huge musical production number!


All right. All right. Take ten, everybody.
Wrap it up, guys.


I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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Anonymous #ADFB
@Anonymous #660E
There's a reason they normally do ten years of safety testing before they allow something like this to be used on the public. If you get the shots, you ARE the safety testing. The Wubonic Plague only produces symptoms around one time in six—less often than the common cold—and for anyone under the age of about 75, it's the common cold. The people who die of it are the same people who die of the common cold. It's unfortunate, but in the US the average age of death with the China virus is 83. The average age of death in the US overall is 79. Is the disease is so deadly that people live four years longer with it.

Oh, also,



@Anonymous #A218
How could anyone possibly know? There's been no testing. If you get the shots, you ARE the testing. There's a reason the big pharmaceutical companies wouldn't even try it without special laws exempting them from all liability.
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Anonymous #ADFB
Gene therapy isn't a vaccine, but sure. I mean, these gigantic multinational megacorporations are offering free experimental genetic modification shots that have never been tested on humans before, and they weren't willing to do this without special laws making it impossible to hold them legally responsible if the unexpected happens. What could go wrong? I wouldn't buy a toaster without a guarantee, but these shots are free! Sign me up!
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I somehow looked at this image that Pinkie Pie somehow switched bodies with Principal Celestia and now she’s already in her body eating cupcakes and she going to enjoy herself being the school principal for a day and probably call on the intercom telling all of the students who are unaware of the swap they will not have any more homework and canceled all the tests for the students and they will allowed to have fun which made a lot of students happy and who can blame them? lol
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

@Etherium-Apex
@Psy Key
I use to be a Christian. Then I give that up knowing the fact to be a true Christian is to tolerance degenerates and evil people that were create. As a test to not take the dark path and bring them to the light of god. Which is some fairly tail talked knowing how the idea of Christianity is being absolutely decimated right now. It at a point were you can be in prison if you don't allow the government to chemical castrate your confused child.

Now I'm more along the line of Rorschach and Natural selection. Their are too many evil & stupid people running our society into the ground that needed to be minecrafted.
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Anonymous #3E89
I will not eat it at a test. I well not eat it in a chest. I will not eat it near or far. I will not eat it in a bar. You may think I'm being silly but I will not eat it little filly.
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Artist -
Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

Гуляет Емеля
@Maulkin
This is a science-proven fact. The Equestrian Guard actually uses this as a quick and dirty test to identify changelings in crowds, they speak out loud about the great time they had skydiving in a wind tunnel, and all but the most well-trained ling infiltrators react involuntarily by buzzing.

In fact, lings can even forget about food when in the Fun Machine. The EG discovered this fact when a well-behaved prisoner ling, for exemplary cooperation, was granted their request to visit the Wonderbolts' training facility. The prisoner passed out due to exhaustion, but never made any attempt to exit the wind tunnel.
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Liberty Belle - Sings the song of the unchained

AD: JUST A PRANK, BRO?!

AD: YOU AIN'T MY SISTER!! AND I DON'T SEE NO PREGNANCY TEST!!!

AD: Oh Faust! I think Fluttershy's dead…

RD: HEY! WE JUST FOUND HER THAT WAY!!

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