NOTE: ALL OF MY “MY LITTLE COLLAGES-PICTURES” TAKE PLACE IN A HEADCANNON-UNIVERSE!!
 
Twilight: Star Platinum, may I introduce you to your father, Smash Gamer.  
Star Platinum: Good afternoon father.  
Smash: Good afternoon… Twilight, I can’t remember that we had sex.  
Twilight: Careful now sweetheart, she is not that old yet. looks at her daughter Sorry dear, but mommy would like to have a Word with daddy alone, okey.  
Star Platinum: Okey, mommy!  
Twilight: Go and help Spike with his shores, I’ll be back soon enough.  
(Star Platinum runs away)  
Twilight: Now, honey. Don’t you remember when you and I got really drunk and fucked each other five times in a row during one night. Then slept in the same bed for the whole day after? Hmm?  
Smash: But wasn’t it Applejack and I that got drunk and fucked all night long in the barn?  
Twilight: Yes, that is true. But I’m talking about the time when I invited you to my castle for my birthday.  
Smash: Yeah… I’m starting to remember that now. Why did you invite me in the first place?  
Twilight: And, do you remember that special-drink that I gave you?  
Smash: Well… I…  
Twilight: It was a special potion that would make you sexually worked-up, so that you could impregnate me.  
Smash: HOLD ON!! You drugged me and made me rape you!?  
Twilight: Rape? That’s a little extreme. But it was the only way to make you deliver the one thing I’ve always wanted from you.  
Smash: Me being the father of your Child?  
Twilight: Exactly!  
Smash: But how in the world is Star Platinum already born and of school-age? Your birthday was two months ago.  
Twilight: Pinkie told me that in Pony headcanons on Deviantart. Time passes unbelievably fast, so that explains why you’re suddenly the father of eight different foals, shared alongside seven different mothers, including me.  
Smash: Yeah… Wait, Harmonica said that she and her half-siblings travelled back in time!  
Twilight: Walks up to him and looks into his eyes in a seductive way So, now I think it is a good time for you to stop running around and impregnating mares left and right. Or else there won’t be enough genetic diversity for the species to survive for future generations. Then again, you can fuck me as much as you want! All you have to do is to accept your new title as my husband.  
Star Platinum: Runs back to her mother Are you two finally getting together again?  
Twilight: Hopefully that does happen my dear. He would be quite stupid to not accept it.  
Star Platinum: When I become older I want Spike to Flash his Sentry for me and then make my Starlight Glimmer. Hihihi!  
Smash: Wow, she really is my daughter. Hehehehe!  
Twilight: So please, marry me and make your daughter proud of you.  
Smash: But what about all of my other children? Shouldn’t I make them proud as well.  
Twilight: And that is why you use condoms.
 
Twilight Sparkle by dashiesparkle  
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